Tight Squeeze

So today, I'm hoppin' on the train, which was packed as hell. The two school girls got on, one in back of me & one in the front ... I felt like a toasted sandwich, it was so tight. Anyway, as the next stop came, a woman gets on, squeezin' through. So, the girl behind me, says a smart remark ... "There's no space, I don't know why you're pushin' in" ... She happened to be right ... but you can't tell that to a New Yorker. So, what's messed up about the situation is that the woman actually takes the time to argue back with the child ... "You swipe your school pass, I pay for mine" ... Like, was there really a need to even go there? Either way, everyone needs to get on. I'm a big dude, so I make room for myself. Some people though. I was able to even get a seat on the express, though I had to lean forward, due to others sittin' ... I had a pregnant woman next to me and didn't want to be rude. And the mornin' isn't even over yet. Go figure.